120 Sweet and Funny Valentine's Day Captions for Instagram (2024)

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Who doesn't love Valentine's Day? It gives you the chance to shower the people in your life with chocolates, flowers, gifts, and endless praise (though, shouldn't you be doing that on the daily?), and hopefully in return, you receive the same energy. Plus, who doesn't love an excuse to hang some fun and festive decorations? But it definitely doesn't come without stress. Sure, we can help you figure out what to buy him or what to write in her card, but after all that planning and buying, sometimes the final task escapes you: What to write in your Valentine's Day Instagram caption. Sharing that you have a Valentine is obviously the most important part of the day (jokes, jokes...), so having an absolutely stellar social media caption is of the utmost importance.

If you don't have a Valentine this year—whether you're more focused on celebrating Galentine's Day with your friends or the dating apps simply didn't deliver—not to worry: We have Instagram captions for you too. We're very much proponents for posting stunning selfies or even doing a little photoshoot featuring the Galentine's gifts you all got each other to break up the constant stream of couple photos that cover social media on February 14.

Below, we have quite a range of caption options. If your friends call you and your SO "mom and dad," consider using a pop culture caption or one for couples. If your SO is always making you laugh, choose a funny caption. And if you're posting a solo shot, head to the "single and loving it" captions.

Funny Valentine's Day Captions

  • "Every pizza me loves every pizza you."
  • "Thankful for my forever emergency contact."
  • "Bee mine?"
  • "I guess I love you or whatever."
  • "Life would succ without you."
  • "Thankful that the endless left swipes eventually led me to swipe right on you."
  • "Orange you glad you found me?"
  • "So happy I don't have to get on dating apps ever again."
  • "I love you like no otter."
  • "You're so lucky you found me."
  • "You make my heart skip a beet."
  • "I love you a latte."
  • "Olive you."
  • "Happy Valentine's Day to the only man in my heart: George Clooney. But since he never responded, I guess you'll have to do."
  • "You give my life porpoise."
  • "'Valentine' has a nice ring to it."
  • "I donut know what I’d do without you."
  • "Valentine's Day looks good on us."
  • "You got a pizza my heart."
  • "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
  • "We bee-long together."
  • "So happy my days of yearning and reading romance novels led me to you."
  • "This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate."
  • "I love you more than wine... and that's saying a lot."
  • "We make a great pear."
  • "Happy Valentine's Day to the person with a heart emoji next to their name in my phone."
  • "I’m frond of you."
  • "You're the only person I'd press pause on my favorite song for."
  • "I love you so matcha."
  • "Happy Valentine's Day to the only person who knows my Netflix password."
  • "We're mint to be."
  • "I'm happy Cupid had good aim."
  • "Meow and forever, I love you."
  • "If you were a steak, you'd be well done."
  • "I ruff you."
  • "Finally found Mr. Swipe Right."
  • "I love you a waffle lot."

Valentine's Day Captions for Couples

  • "I only have eyes for you."
  • "You're the only one that I want."
  • "You’re still the one."
  • "How lucky I am that life brought me you."
  • "You make my heart smile."
  • "Every day is Valentine's Day when I'm with you."
  • "Best Valentine’s Day ever."
  • "We're simply better together."
  • "I love you more every day."
  • "You're the one I picture when I think of 'forever'."
  • "I think I’ll keep you."
  • "And they lived happily ever after."
  • "Do I want to be your Valentine? Always."
  • "My date on Valentine's Day and every day after that."
  • "You make me the happiest."
  • "I love the way you love."
  • "All I need is you… and pizza."
  • "To the person who stole my heart and hasn't given it back—I love you."
  • "Couldn’t love you more."
  • "I love doing this life with you."
  • "Spending Valentine’s Day with my favorite person ever."
  • "I didn't believe in soul mates until I met you."
  • "I’m the luckiest person in the world."
  • "Je t'aime."
  • "I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend."
  • "If I believe in anything, I believe in us."
  • "Still crushing on you after all this time."
  • "I'm forever crushing on you."
  • "Forever the PB to my J."
  • "Thankful that you still give me butterflies every day."

Single and Loving it Captions for Valentine's Day

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  • "Spending today with my true loves: wine and chocolate."
  • "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
  • "Single and have no intention to mingle."
  • "Forget pink and red—my favorite color is rosé."
  • "Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you."
  • "I personally don't think Cupid's aim is so great."
  • "Netflix is my boyfriend."
  • "The dating apps are getting no breaks from me this year."
  • "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
  • "V is for Valentine... And vodka."
  • "Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
  • "I can't wait for February 15th when all the chocolate is on sale."
  • "Dear Cupid, forget the man; just send chocolate."
  • "Don't wake me up until all the hearts are put away."
  • "Roses are red. Violets are blue. A bottle of wine is cheaper than dinner for two."
  • "I followed my heart and it led me to a mirror."
  • "Happy Valentine’s Day to the couple who always lets me third wheel."
  • "Buying myself flowers because I am my own Valentine."
  • "Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate-Alone Day!"
  • "Happy Valentine's Day to the one who's always there for me: Wine."
  • "Spending Valentine's Day with my favorite person: Me."
  • "The best part about being single on Valentine's Day is not having to share my dessert."

Pop Culture Valentine's Day Captions

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  • “I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” —Notting Hill
  • "I think I like this little life." —CORDELIA
  • “I love you and I like you.”—Parks and Recreation
  • "Honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips." —Hozier
  • "And isn't it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?" —Taylor Swift
  • "I've never been a fan of change, but I'd follow you to any place." —Harry Styles
  • “'Cause I'm my own soulmate, I know how to love me” —Lizzo
  • "I’ve fallen in love. I’m an ordinary woman. I didn’t think such violent things could happen to ordinary people." —Brief Encounter
  • “To me, you are perfect.” —Love Actually
  • "I can't see anything I don't like about you." —Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • “You had me at ‘Hello’” —Jerry Maguire
  • "I hope you don’t mind I put down in words. How wonderful life is now you're in the world." —Elton John
  • “Gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else” —Hailee Steinfeld
  • "I wish I had done everything on earth with you." —The Great Gatsby
  • “It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” —The Fault in Our Stars
  • "I like you. So there’s that. I guess I have that." —Garden State
  • “I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly.” —You’ve Got Mail
  • “I don't wanna love nobody but you” —Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani
  • "I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you." —Dirty Dancing
  • “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” —The Notebook
  • “It's a love story baby just say 'Yes'”—Taylor Swift
  • "Swoon. I’ll catch you." —The English Patient
  • “Tell me you are mine, I’ll be yours through all the years Till the end of time”—Elvis Presley
  • "You're just too good to be true; Can't take my eyes off of you." —Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
  • “I needed to lose you to love me” —Selena Gomez
  • "I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met." —The Wedding Date
  • "And I need you more than want you. And I want you for all time." —Glen Campbell
  • “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” —Winnie the Pooh
  • “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” —Dr. Seuss
  • "You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on." —Pride and Prejudice
  • “Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.” —Gossip Girl

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