Florist Quotes and Funny Flower Puns for Valentine’s Day - Hana Florist Software (2024)

Valentine’s Day is all about expressing love and celebrating togetherness. Whether it could be your lover, wife, daughter, or close friend, gifting them a flower quote or pun with a romantic bouquet or box of chocolates will always put a smile on their pretty faces. We have gathered the best flower quotes and puns for you to help you choose the perfect phrase to impress your love this Valentine’s Day. Let’s have a look at the best flower quotes that will make your day.

Flower Quotes for Valentine’s Day –

1. Max once said, A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.
2. “Minds are like flowers; they open only when the time is correct.” – Stephen Richards
3. “Flowers… are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty out values all the utilities within the world.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
4. “Love is flower-like; Friendship is short of sheltering tree.” – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
5. “Every flower may be a pure soul blossoming in nature.” – Gerard De Nerval
6. “Happiness held is the seed; Happiness shared is the flower.” – John Harrigan
7. “Politeness is the flower of humanity.” – Joseph Joubert
8. “Flowers are like friends; They bring color to your world.” – Unknown
9. “Earth laughs in flowers.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
10. “Flowers don’t tell, they show.” – Stephanie Skeem
11. “The butterfly is a flying flower, The flower a tethered butterfly.” – Ecouchard Le Brun
12. “The flower that follows the sun does so even in cloudy days.” – Robert Leighton
13. “Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
14. “Where flowers bloom, so does hope.” – Lady Bird Johnson
15. “Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine for the soul.” – Luther Burbank
16. “To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” — H. L. Mencken
17. “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” – Unknown
18. “Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
19. “The thing about Valentine’s day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan
20. “You can’t buy love for yourself, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henny Youngman
21. “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan
22. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” — Tim Allen
23. “A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.” — Dax Shepard
24. I have no Valentine’s date! Anyway, it’s okay; food is love; food is life.
25. “In Tennis, love means nothing, but it means everything in life.” – Unknown
26. “In case I forget to tell you this later, I had a perfect time tonight.” — Pretty Woman
27. “Love is like sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schulz
28. “The great question which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?’ — Freud
29. “You’re just like chicken, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.” — Unknown
30. “If love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.” — Unknown
31. “I would have had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.” — Steven Wright
32. ” I like you a lot, even if my resting bitch face says otherwise!” — Unknown
33. Yay! We still like each other—happy Valentine’s Day, beautiful.
34. “I want to be friends. Plus, a little extra. Also, I love you.” — Dwight Schrute
35. “That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they would have called them something else.” — Sixteen Candles
36. I’d be the first to clump on your lovely zombie head. Happy Valentine’s Day.
37. “Will you be my Valentine? That was a rhetorical question. We’re married.” — Unknown

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Funny Flower Puns for Valentine’s Day –

1. Not a single daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
2. Please don’t ever leaf me.
3. You’re the best bud in the world
4. We’re mint to be together
5. We should put our tulips together on this special occasion of Valentine’s Day.
6. I wish our love will grow and grow and grow.
7. Rose to the occasion.
8. Thanks a bunch.
9. I love you bunches.
10. My love stems deep.
11. My love flowers like a rose.
12. This is a budding romance.
13. Roses are red. Tomato sauce is too. I ordered pizza in large, but not for you.

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